Sunday, February 17, 2008

Winter Conspiracy

I know you'll all find this very difficult to believe, but you have to believe me. If we don't band together and do something we're all doomed to winter forever and no Christmas. Although the press is in a blackout and can't report it, what's actually happened is that the White Witch from Narnia has taken over the White House, and she's making this winter last indefinitely. She's sworn to send 7" of snow every other day for the next 100 years unless we all renounce our faith. You've got to believe me! Does anyone out there believe me?

2 Comments:

At 10:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Susan of Narnia, I believe you!! The white witch needs to be stopped. The onslaught of this constant and relentlace winter is affecting much more than we may imagine. I am wondering as to how we stop her? Ignoring her doesn't seem to be working.
Dixie from across the way and over the hill

 
At 7:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see this as being true. But one must never give up hope. There is always hope, because Aslan is on the move!!!!!

 

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